MAY25.2008
ANYTHING.TO.HOLD.YOU.BACK - I'm late but I realized that that's okay and things will continue to unfold and unfurnl with or without me. To all of you that contributed to the making of DERM, fret not; it's on its way. You can catch a glimpse of the album artwork in AUDIO if your little heart can wait no longer. For those of you, sitting angry at your computer, cursing the ground to which my shadow muddies, here is an explanation:
This is my first real release. My very first, absolutely completed piece of music/art/whatever and if I'm going to have put this much effort into it, this much time and energy then it needs to be damn well sonic perfection. I am doing everything alone, I have no collaborators, no engineers, just me and my little studio so as you can imagine, between the writing, recording, editing, drawing, cutting, pasting it ends up dragging on a tad. The album is coming, I know this because I listen to it every day and it is ready to be released. All there is no is tying everything together so when you rip the plastic off the jewel case and pop in Charlie Twitch's DERM you can sit down, relax and enjoy all it has to offer. Thank you, I love you.
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ART.FOR.PROFIT - On the other end of the spectrum, I will be working on a 36 piece volume titled "Art for Profit". The concept is to have the volume divided into six series' each with their own theme/scheme/materials. The will be displayed in various coffee shops and galleries across the city as they are completed and will be available for purchase. As of now, I do not plan to make any prints so there will only be one available of each painting. Maybe I will come to my senses before I start selling them... I doubt it.

JAN01.2008
DERM.UPDATE - All the songs are complete and it should be available for you to hold and cherish by mid-February with a sexy launch party and most likely free crap and promiscuity.

SEP10.2007
CHARLIE.TWITCH.PRESENTS..DERM.EP - A short 30 minute album consisting of a meli melo of my three main projects. Will be available online through Capsule Records and on sexy CD format.
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SQUARES.UPSTAIRS - The "debut" album from Mister Twitch is scheduled for a late Summer release in 2008 on CD and in .zip format. There will also be a fairly suave launch party, here in Montreal with free giveaways and limitless promiscuity. More info to come soon.
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OLD RELEASES - No, all those other albums do exist and I plan to slowly remaster all of them and re-release them for free... because I can.

MAR17.2007
I have started a new comic project called THIS IS LAHM on Blogspot. Eventually I'll have it moved to the Ambulatory but for now you can view all the MS Paint splendor in the confines of a blog template. I will just clarify, all the images are done entirely in MS Paint. There is no outside application used unless stated otherwise in size sixteen bold, gilded font. It may possibly be blinking as well. The comics are not funny.

NOV05.2006
"We have two demos available for your listening pleasure; Displeasure and Cookie. If our stolid rattling is tolerable, we are also pleased to announce that we will be playing a short set on November 27th at Main Hall with three other unlikely parties. All benefits go to STAC Montreal (Students Taking Action in Chiapas) to help fund a Zapatista boot cooperative in Chiapas Mexico." - PTENCH